Who is the Maresnest?

This is fantastic. A wordpress blog run by people who sit in dark corners and play with themselves continues to be infatuated with SMM and its owner. We are proud to see they are linking this story within this blogpost so we can give them an update. We've never seen a Wordpress blog have this much of a hardon for someone, but with the info we found out about the Maresnest could be the reason why. Mainly used to talk shit about people who play a video game, the people of Maresnest were banned by all outlets because they finger each other too much. So they made a blog.

We know who Maresnest is by name, owners, writers and location.

Due to legal purposes and the Maresnest people licking each others assholes, we can't post the info here. What we can tell you is the background for the current writers. Typically they wake up and like to finger each other. It could be an hour long process, all morning long process, it all depends on who wants to go first. Usually its Mr. Maresnest himself. He could go a whole morning with sometimes a fist and arms length deep penetration. Other writers say it really turns him on. Then they usually troll the Sims forums for a few hours all while wearing the largest butt plugs they could possibly find. We do have pictures but again, due to legal purposes, we can't post them, if you look on Google for images, you might be able to locate them as we learned they were uploaded anonymously. Search for Maresnest Fisting Wordpress Blog. Best of luck!

But lets get back to the action here. So, after trolling Sims forums they move into round 2 of sexual activities for the day. This involves lollipops and sticks of butter. Take a wild guess what hole each one goes into at the same time. Sometimes a full jar of mayo is used buts thats more or less to soothe the anal blisters in Mr. Maresnest anal cavity. We truly hope you are getting a good visual because we are going to get more specific. See, the Maresnest likes to take out their sexual frustrations on Sims players. When really they should be taking it out on each more in a sexual way.

Mental health plays a vital role in this too. From anal bleeding to beastiality, the Maresnest really gets the job done. You have to keep in mind, the whole day while these activities are going on, the writers are constantly weeping. It's like a baby crying for 24 hours straight. When we visited the location of the Maresnest there was a stench that smelled like Rosie O'donnels queef. Now the Maresnest will say, how do you know what Rosies cunt farts smell like? Simple, we don't, but based on your location where you write these blog posts, we figured thats what your writing location smells like.

Unbelievable. This has been going for years folks. Thats why these writers hide behind closed doors. Shit, when lunch happens it's like a buffet of people eating ass. Like the writers line up in a human centipede form, circular, and eat each others ass for a good hour. And the worst part? They each eat a can of baked beans exactly 1 hour before doing this, and don't forget, they are still crying as they eat ass.

After lunch they finally take a little break, but are still crying. They begin trolling the Sims forums again but this time they have their non using pc mouse hand down the pants of the person next to them. Its a constant fingering while crying situation.

Thats all for now, we have more info, but we will save that for an update later. We have a an exclusive word for word questionnaire completed by the Maresnest writers themself.

the Maresnest were asked what they wish for most, their reply "A couple more fingers and an extra sets of balls."

Talk to you soon! 

Comments